Now, before I get audited, no one is suggesting that teenagers use drugs, just as no one is suggesting that they drink beer until they puke, except for companies that do extensive advertising to college kids, most of whom are below the legal drinking age.

• 在我接受评断前，我要讲明，没有人说青少年应该服用药物，正如没有人说青少年应该喝啤酒喝到吐（那些向未届法定喝酒年龄的大学生狂卖广告的公司除外）。