They broke my unfinished bones and turned the infant I was into a chimera, a monstrosity to beguile the masses. And were they ever right: I became famous!

• 在我还是婴儿时，他们打断我没长好的骨头，把我变成一个怪物，一个娱乐人们的畸形。他们是正确的，我变得有名气了！