Within hours, everyone from the BBC to the tabloids seized on the story, apparently grateful for a bit of middle-aged beefcake in August, the slowest of news months.

• 数小时内，从英国广播公司到全球小报全都开始报导这条新闻，显然对在新闻最清淡的八月，能够出现一些中年壮男的清凉画面十分感激。